March 2010
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February 2010
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Sleep Talkin' Man →
OK… this is hilarious. A woman who is married to a man who talks in his sleep records what he says each night. So funny.
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Changes come. Keep your dignity. Take the high road; take it like a man. Ma...
– Puscifer - “Mamma Sed”
I need a website. The information on the website is top secret, so I need it to...
– (via clientsfromhell)
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Raise shields! Go to full warp! Optimize the...
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”
Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”
Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”
Client: “Optimize the fireball.”
Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”
Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”
Me: “We’ll get right on it.”
Live update of the snowpocalypse in Boston, MA.
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