The most beautiful music ever written.
This composition is so cool they used it in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World starring Russell Crowe. (actual track is over 15 minutes long)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

This looks very similar to my parent’s basement; and this scenario could happen there (and probably has) as well.
Raise shields! Go to full warp! Optimize the fireball!
Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”
Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”
Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”
Client: “Optimize the fireball.”
Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”
Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”
Me: “We’ll get right on it.”

